WHY??

my impression of John Mayer after i've seen him live in Melbourne is that he's a thinking musician.

he doesnt give a hoot about what he wears.

or how he looks.

he's got this mane of curly locks.

and every song he writes, has a story.

WHY THIS?!!!!






























apparently he defended her honour at some award show when the media questioned about his apparent love relationship with Jessica "bimbotic bitch" Simpson.

He replied them in JAPANESE can.

and the translation is saying how beautiful jessica is and how the world and the rest of us will not see.

VERY TOUCHING AND VERY SWEET JOHN.

but JESSICA?

you've lost it.

i know she got big boobs lah!

ALL MEN AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH THE BOOBS.

men i'm in love with have abhorring and the most disgusting taste in women.
























talented and cute.

it is therefore beyond my comprehension why on earth he fell in love with the trashbag below.

seriously.

the old shoes of nick lachey?

my fucking god.

i adore john and whatever but this is just not acceptable.



























Absolute TRASH. i repeat. TRASH. GARBAGE. RUBBISH.

Maybe she's really awesome in bed then.