why why why

As you might have heard, or knew, my stupid ass is back in sillypore.

In order to maintain the backbone of this blog - i will not illustrate what i've gone through but rather my thoughts. In other words - i dont detail my daily happenings and what i do but i will kbkb (kao bei kao bu) - haha - as USUAL.



I always thought i am very smart. Becos i really quite smart lah - even though some of u might know - i fail maths fail science one... BUT still.. i like to think that im smart lah.

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant fathom many many many many many many many things since i came back a week ago.

Then i realised i might be dumb after all.

Firstly: -

I ABSOLUTELY do not understand why there are people who RUN (or sprint) for MRT trains like they are missing the ride to reincarnation and have to wait another 1000years before they get their second chance.

SINGAPORE HAS EXCELLENT PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM lor.

The next train at most come in how long?? One hour?? Half an hour????

AT WORST, 10mins only rite? Usually its shorter.

So what??

5-10mins can make a big difference is it?

Such that you will do it at the expense of knocking down people and risk getting caught in between the doors of the trains.

Have they no brains?

Time is money.

Money cant buy u a life. YOUR LIFE.

Worst - you knock somebody down the MRT tracks because you were rushing for your supposed "reincarnation".

Perhaps somebody should educate me because no matter which side of the coin im seeing, i cant seem to find any valid reasons for engaging such a brainless, idiotic, dangerous and selfish act.

Secondly: -

I really dunno how Singaporeans get their license.

Those of you taking your basic theory or have already taken or are planning to take, i'll just pose you a simple COMMONSENSE question.

ZEBRA CROSSING - got people ABOUT to cross - u jus ignore them since they are not on the line yet - or u stop and let them pass?

Commonsense tells u to stop cos if not, u dun get your license.

I was HALFWAY on the zebra crossing - a HYUNDAI GETZ just zoomed pass me not without turning his head to look at the dog i was holding on to. MOTHERFUCKER lor. I hope he gets a speeding ticket, parking ticket and a wheelclamp ticket all in one day - make it XMAS day.

Absolutely no courtesy at all. Like those stupid assholes from Melbourne.



Thirdly: -

BRIGHT LIGHTS.

I mean high beam.

WHY?????????????????

If i am driving slower than you want me to, then overtake me lah - its not like i dun let u overtake?

What's up with the tailgating and high-beaming?



I have been tailgated a million times more than the ENTIRE time i was driving in australia. I drove for a full 4months there before my car broke down. I only drove like less than 8 times in Singapore.

And im not even driving in the fastest lane. Im driving on the normal centre lane - keeping within the speed limit sometimes over the limit by 10-20km/hr.

If your "ferrari" engine in your Japanese car is too fast and you are also gonna miss your second chance at reincarnation, please kindly overtake me - cos by tailgating me and forcing me to give way to your sorry ass - you will be reincarnated in to a chicken.

Those who live in metal cages not even big enough even to flap your wings and only has an opening for you to lay eggs and the whole reason for your existence is your meat and output.

God bless you.

Fourthly: -

Why Singaporeans cannot be nice to each other?

When you say excuse me, MEAN IT.

Know the REAL meaning of excuse me?
It means - you are inconveniencing someone and you seek to be excused (forgiven).

It is not a tool for you to express your impatience, or your dislike for anyone?

Know what im talking about?

Those people who PURPOSELY say "EXCUSE ME" extra loud when they want you to give way to their bloody ass - of course not without the look of constipation on their face.

Haiz..........

why ah? if u say excuse me, i will definitely give way one.

Fifthly: -

This group of assholes are worse than those above.

They dont even BOTHER saying EXCUSE ME, as if their tongue would drop out the moment they open their filthy mouths.

they just push right through you or walk in front of you within 5mm radius of touching.

WHY?

Sixthly: -

this is gonna sound abit racist - i apologise should any of you takes it the wrong way.

Its not a secret i am a racist - against a certain race group.

I seriously think they should stop behaving like they REALLY have the hugest dick in the world just because everybody say people with dark skin are well-endowed. Well maybe the dick grew up north instead of south.

I could just go on and on. and on. and on. and on. and on.


My parting shot for this entry:



I would have loved to do this to all the people i've met above.

But of cos, i am educated.

Flyin to Sydney

I am flyin to Sydney tmr.

NOT AGAIN rite? I just went Sydney earlier this year.

This time is with Mr. Chua - so its DIFFERENT!!!!

For 4 days.

Then I'm off to Melbourne.

Everybody tells me to be careful when i visit these two countries becos of the execution of that (pathetic) Vietnamese drug trafficker.

News reports that the whole of Sydney and Melbourne are MOURNING for his death and protesting against capital punishment.

I have better things to do than to MOURN for the death of a drug trafficker whom if escaped the gallows of Singapore - would have killed hundreds of people with those heroin of his.

Of course i am an educated person with a CLEAR sense of right and wrong.

Drug trafficking is wrong.

Being caught in a country whose laws mandate a death penalty does not make it right.

Neither does it make him a hero.

The media portrays the usual "evil twin vs. good twin" of Van Nguyen and how he took up the responsibility of clearing his brother's debt by drug trafficking. How he had a hard life etc.

I OSO HAF A FUCKIN HARD LIFE LOR.

As much as i have expressed my disdain for SILLYPORE.

i will fuckin STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE if any loserish assholes out there tries to be funny cos im a singaporean.

Howard says there will be no problems between govt. and govt. but there might be problems among population of OZ and population of SG.

FUCK ALL THESE LOSERS who are only tryin to justify their pathetic racist acts.

Thats only one more EXTRA excuse.

If i were to be AS childish and loserish as Australians, then i'd do the following:
(1) Get all the students out of OZ and discourage singaporeans from coming to OZ to study.

See how they die ah!!! U guys have no idea how fucked up Howard's management is and how universitities are suffering. UQ is ok cos its a big uni - the small unis have no money to do research, no money to employ quality lecturers.

Big unis like UQ will get money but only for research. So they're sacrificing on the quality of the lecturers (hence explaining the existence of my internet mktg lecturer : Mark Brown).


(2) No more Singaporean tourists. See how they die.

But then again - i will not do the above becos i do not want to fall into the ravine of loser-ness like the many many who are mourning and protesting right now.

And becos im educated.

Money well-spent mum.


** I will enjoy myself to the max.

Just pray that i dont meet any losers.

Or rather, those losers dont meet me.

tata!!

8 more days to chwee kuay and seasea. :D