why why why

As you might have heard, or knew, my stupid ass is back in sillypore.

In order to maintain the backbone of this blog - i will not illustrate what i've gone through but rather my thoughts. In other words - i dont detail my daily happenings and what i do but i will kbkb (kao bei kao bu) - haha - as USUAL.



I always thought i am very smart. Becos i really quite smart lah - even though some of u might know - i fail maths fail science one... BUT still.. i like to think that im smart lah.

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant fathom many many many many many many many things since i came back a week ago.

Then i realised i might be dumb after all.

Firstly: -

I ABSOLUTELY do not understand why there are people who RUN (or sprint) for MRT trains like they are missing the ride to reincarnation and have to wait another 1000years before they get their second chance.

SINGAPORE HAS EXCELLENT PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM lor.

The next train at most come in how long?? One hour?? Half an hour????

AT WORST, 10mins only rite? Usually its shorter.

So what??

5-10mins can make a big difference is it?

Such that you will do it at the expense of knocking down people and risk getting caught in between the doors of the trains.

Have they no brains?

Time is money.

Money cant buy u a life. YOUR LIFE.

Worst - you knock somebody down the MRT tracks because you were rushing for your supposed "reincarnation".

Perhaps somebody should educate me because no matter which side of the coin im seeing, i cant seem to find any valid reasons for engaging such a brainless, idiotic, dangerous and selfish act.

Secondly: -

I really dunno how Singaporeans get their license.

Those of you taking your basic theory or have already taken or are planning to take, i'll just pose you a simple COMMONSENSE question.

ZEBRA CROSSING - got people ABOUT to cross - u jus ignore them since they are not on the line yet - or u stop and let them pass?

Commonsense tells u to stop cos if not, u dun get your license.

I was HALFWAY on the zebra crossing - a HYUNDAI GETZ just zoomed pass me not without turning his head to look at the dog i was holding on to. MOTHERFUCKER lor. I hope he gets a speeding ticket, parking ticket and a wheelclamp ticket all in one day - make it XMAS day.

Absolutely no courtesy at all. Like those stupid assholes from Melbourne.



Thirdly: -

BRIGHT LIGHTS.

I mean high beam.

WHY?????????????????

If i am driving slower than you want me to, then overtake me lah - its not like i dun let u overtake?

What's up with the tailgating and high-beaming?



I have been tailgated a million times more than the ENTIRE time i was driving in australia. I drove for a full 4months there before my car broke down. I only drove like less than 8 times in Singapore.

And im not even driving in the fastest lane. Im driving on the normal centre lane - keeping within the speed limit sometimes over the limit by 10-20km/hr.

If your "ferrari" engine in your Japanese car is too fast and you are also gonna miss your second chance at reincarnation, please kindly overtake me - cos by tailgating me and forcing me to give way to your sorry ass - you will be reincarnated in to a chicken.

Those who live in metal cages not even big enough even to flap your wings and only has an opening for you to lay eggs and the whole reason for your existence is your meat and output.

God bless you.

Fourthly: -

Why Singaporeans cannot be nice to each other?

When you say excuse me, MEAN IT.

Know the REAL meaning of excuse me?
It means - you are inconveniencing someone and you seek to be excused (forgiven).

It is not a tool for you to express your impatience, or your dislike for anyone?

Know what im talking about?

Those people who PURPOSELY say "EXCUSE ME" extra loud when they want you to give way to their bloody ass - of course not without the look of constipation on their face.

Haiz..........

why ah? if u say excuse me, i will definitely give way one.

Fifthly: -

This group of assholes are worse than those above.

They dont even BOTHER saying EXCUSE ME, as if their tongue would drop out the moment they open their filthy mouths.

they just push right through you or walk in front of you within 5mm radius of touching.

WHY?

Sixthly: -

this is gonna sound abit racist - i apologise should any of you takes it the wrong way.

Its not a secret i am a racist - against a certain race group.

I seriously think they should stop behaving like they REALLY have the hugest dick in the world just because everybody say people with dark skin are well-endowed. Well maybe the dick grew up north instead of south.

I could just go on and on. and on. and on. and on. and on.


My parting shot for this entry:



I would have loved to do this to all the people i've met above.

But of cos, i am educated.

Flyin to Sydney

I am flyin to Sydney tmr.

NOT AGAIN rite? I just went Sydney earlier this year.

This time is with Mr. Chua - so its DIFFERENT!!!!

For 4 days.

Then I'm off to Melbourne.

Everybody tells me to be careful when i visit these two countries becos of the execution of that (pathetic) Vietnamese drug trafficker.

News reports that the whole of Sydney and Melbourne are MOURNING for his death and protesting against capital punishment.

I have better things to do than to MOURN for the death of a drug trafficker whom if escaped the gallows of Singapore - would have killed hundreds of people with those heroin of his.

Of course i am an educated person with a CLEAR sense of right and wrong.

Drug trafficking is wrong.

Being caught in a country whose laws mandate a death penalty does not make it right.

Neither does it make him a hero.

The media portrays the usual "evil twin vs. good twin" of Van Nguyen and how he took up the responsibility of clearing his brother's debt by drug trafficking. How he had a hard life etc.

I OSO HAF A FUCKIN HARD LIFE LOR.

As much as i have expressed my disdain for SILLYPORE.

i will fuckin STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE if any loserish assholes out there tries to be funny cos im a singaporean.

Howard says there will be no problems between govt. and govt. but there might be problems among population of OZ and population of SG.

FUCK ALL THESE LOSERS who are only tryin to justify their pathetic racist acts.

Thats only one more EXTRA excuse.

If i were to be AS childish and loserish as Australians, then i'd do the following:
(1) Get all the students out of OZ and discourage singaporeans from coming to OZ to study.

See how they die ah!!! U guys have no idea how fucked up Howard's management is and how universitities are suffering. UQ is ok cos its a big uni - the small unis have no money to do research, no money to employ quality lecturers.

Big unis like UQ will get money but only for research. So they're sacrificing on the quality of the lecturers (hence explaining the existence of my internet mktg lecturer : Mark Brown).


(2) No more Singaporean tourists. See how they die.

But then again - i will not do the above becos i do not want to fall into the ravine of loser-ness like the many many who are mourning and protesting right now.

And becos im educated.

Money well-spent mum.


** I will enjoy myself to the max.

Just pray that i dont meet any losers.

Or rather, those losers dont meet me.

tata!!

8 more days to chwee kuay and seasea. :D

Dreams Call out to Me

"The universe is dead" it's what you always said
I'm trying to understand, what's going through your head
Dreams call out to me, I follow where they lead
I'll go wherever you go

The shining of the day, reflect it in your way
The leaves from the trees, they're from a single seed
I try to turn the tide, the questions in my mind
And it's a struggle I know

Take me wherever you go
Bring me back again and don't let me fall
I'm not waiting for the end of it all
The turning of the tide, falling in behind

Pretending not to find, the questions in my mind
The shining of the day, the old familiar way
Follow the road where it leads
And all the way we will sing

For the winter, for the summer
For the ocean, and for the river
For the question, for the answer
For the gift, and for the giver
For the life, and for the liver
For the night, and for the day

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EVERMORE.

Artist of The Month for December.

Born in Australia then settled in New Zealand and then based in Australia (Sydney) again.

They were nominated for the ARIAS (Australian equivalent of the Grammys) so technically they are considered Australian.

They are a fantastic band comprised of Jon Hume (Frontman & Guitarist), Peter Hume (Bassist & Keyboardist) and Dann Hume (Drummer).

Can you believe it if i say they are not a day older than 21 years old?

Jon is 21.

Peter is 19.

Dann is 17.

My fuckin god.

Take a listen at Dreams - their debut album and you'll be overwhelmed (like me) at the depth of their lyrics and the music that they write because their music is fantastic.

I was first drawn to their song COME TO NOTHING (heard it on TV) and then it was FOR ONE DAY. Then i heard IT'S TOO LATE when i hear them sing it live on TV on the ARIAS. I was jus so drawn into it and i visited their website.

www.evermoreband.com

You see, this website streams the entire of the DREAMS album and i just listened to them all day long. I cant listen to anything else.

This song has got to be MY song of the moment.

Give it a go - i'm pretty sure you love it just as i did.

tata!

Twisted Logic

By the way, I have forgotten to introduce Coldplay's latest album - X&Y.

HOW CAN I NOT?

But i have to pick ONE song to introduce, don't i?

I realised i can't. I simply can't just pick ONE song. NO fuckin way.

Reason(s):
Different songs serve different meanings to me and i listened to them at different phases of my life.

Of course, FIX YOU - first single of X&Y - is goin to be as big as The Scientist - i know.

I will pick two instead.

Swallowed in the Sea

and

Twisted Logic

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Right now - i'm currently playing Twisted Logic 50% of the time - 49% of the time i'm playing December's Artist of the Month (which i will divulge only in due time - i know u cant wait) and 1% of the time i'm taking a leak.

Here you go: Twisted Logic


Sunlight opened up my eyes
To see for the first time it opened them up
And tonight rivers will run dry
Not for the first time rivers will run

Hundreds of years in the future
There could be computers looking for life on Earth
Don't fight for the wrong side
Say what you feel like
Say how you feel

You go backwards but then you go forwards again
You go backwards but then you go

Created then drilled and invaded
If somebody made it someone will mess it up
And you are not wrong to
Ask who does this belong to
It belongs to all of us

You go backwards but then you go forwards again
You go backwards but then you go forwards
You go backwards but then you go forwards again
You go backwards but then you go forwards

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Is all of this rush of information too much? Haha...

I hope you enjoy this song as much as i do - and give Swallowed in the Sea a go.

I'm pretty sure you'll like it as much as i do.

I can't wait for December to come (which isn't too far away).

And this post is also a reason for me to satisfy Alson's request of seeing more pictures.



One more parting shot:

Partyin in brissy is VERY different compared to SG.

I'll be home soon guys!!!!!!!!!!

November coming to an end

Time seriously flies like shit man..

It's coming to the end of November already.

So much has happened in the past one month - mainly exams lah.

And people who's left to head back to Sillypore - losers dunno y need to go back so early.

Anyway, i CANT WAIT!!!

To introduce to you the Artist of the Month for December.

Simply cant wait...

i know u cant either

Amsterdam

Come on, my star is fading
And I swerve out of control
If i, if I'd only waited
I'd not be stuck here in this hole

Come here my star is fading
And I swerve out of control
And I swear I waited and waited
I've got to get out of this hole

But time is on your side
Its on your side now

Not pushing you down and all around
It's no cause for concern

Come on, oh my star is fading
And I see no chance of release
And I know I'm dead on the surface
But I am screaming underneath

And time is on your side
It's on your side now
Not pushing you down
And all around, no

It's no cause for concern
Stuck on the end of this ball and chain

And I'm on my way back down again
Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose

Sick to the stomach
You can say what you mean
But it won't change a thing
I'm sick of the secrets

Stood on the edge, tied to a noose
You came along
and you cut me loose
You came along
and you cut me loose
You came along
and you cut me loose.

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This is the next song i am introducing all of you on November's Artist of the Month.

None of those - Scientist, In My Place, Yellow, Clocks - those are mainstream-ised by radio.

I am not saying mainstream is not good - i am saying the radio plays radio-friendly songs and sometimes (or should i say most of the time) omit FANTASTIC songs with an enormous amount of meaning and depth that could rival against those radio-friendly songs embraced by BOTH Coldplay and Non-Coldplay fans.




This song is the last on the list of Coldplay's 2nd album - A Rush of Blood to the Head.

Amsterdam features Chris Martin's haunting piano tunes that made melancholic heart wrenching songs the new black.

You can't get over it. And you can't get enough.

I hope i'm doing an OK job at promoting fantastic music.

Of cos pple can say "fantastic is subjective" - that's what i always say.



I hope one day the world can live as one (Imagine - John Lennon) and join me in my journey of enlightenment to fantastic music.



Parting Note:
Exams are finally over!! Actually over for a week liao - this post was written on the final day of my exams but i've been having too much fun to finish it.

What's new?

Anyways, to accede mr alson's request of pictures - i will do a parting shot. Too bad, can only do one. The reason why i do not want to upload pictures is because i have nothing to blog about them?

The PURPOSE of this blog is for my ranting - cos i got FUCKIN ALOT of opinions on everything on earth. Im such a stupid idiot really - irritating everybody around me with my fuckin opinions.
Im sure my boss (Jayen) and mel can attest to it. Even Lawrence.

And sometimes i just seem to find a equally intellectual person to share my opinions with.

Therefore this blog.

Therefore - my blog DOES NOT detail everyday happenings of my life. And i DO NOT want it to EVER go there.

Alot of people out there likes to share their life with everybody showing everybody the things they buy from shopping, their clubbin sessions (i wonder how much they club) etc.

Well, like what my FIRST ENTRY suggested, i dont need to let people judge how cool i am based on the things i say on my blog.

So i will not dilute the identity of this blog - but will try my best to accede to people's requests.

Reasonable and intelligent ones of course.


Anyways, here it is!!! my fringe is TOO FUCKIN long - i had to pin it up. I need money to watch coldplay. i need money to cut hair.

Maybe i dont really wanna know

Live Forever - Coldplay (Oasis Cover)


Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
Cos I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks u to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I don't want to die
Maybe I just want to breathe
Maybe I just don't believe

Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Maybe I don't really want to know
How your garden grows
Cos I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks u to the bone

Maybe I just wanna be
All the things that I want to be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why

I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

We're gonna live forever
Gonna live forever
Live forever
Forever

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I am SO addicted to this song.

I hope to promote FANTASTIC music through my blog and i have included a new feature on this blog of mine (Twisted Logic).

Every month i will TRY to feature an artist of the month and highlight one song of theirs. For lesser-known artists, i will try to do an apt description. I have actually tried this before when i was talking about THE STROKES.

I have however decided to take a more proactive role in promoting fantastic music.

Artist of the month : Coldplay.

Everyone should know i am a huge fan of theirs.

What's more joyous than to start a new tagboard and a new skin with my favourite band of all time?

"Live Forever" is an original OASIS song; made pleasant-er, nicer, better by Coldplay.

And yes. There is so much going on in my head nowadays. Or is it my heart? I can't really be bothered to differentiate with what is going on in my head or heart these days.

Of cos my head tells me to study for exams. My heart tells me otherwise.

And yes.

Maybe i dont really wanna know.

New things aint always better

Hello everybody.

I hope you have a pleasant surprise when you clicked onto my blog.

I spent at least 3 fuckin days trying to PERFECT what you are seeing right now. I have made at least 5 templates - all of which are CRAP. Therefore they nv made it here.

Im not saying this is good - this is OK only lah. At least i had some of the tricky dreamweaver stuff figured out so this is it!

Many of you might know (or maybe not) that i am a bloody stubborn person - becos of this trait, i am quite a perfectionist myself (it's a vicious cycle, really).

Yet i have lived an enriching 22 years to know that NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING in this world is quite perfect at all.

Hence, this template to me, is quite (almost)perfect. It is not there yet - but i can accept it for the moment. I hope you do too!!

And what else is new?????

THE FUCKIN TAGBOARD.

Yes, it is FINALLY here. All of you who have been waiting for it till your neck can compare to that of an ostrich (not a giraffe cos not so exaggerated rite?) - i hope all your MONTHS of waiting is worth it after all.

Go on! Try it! Look how greenily pretty it is!!

Time flies like shit man, it is almost time for me to head back to sillypore - FOR XMAS!!!
Hence the picture of the xmas lady & of cos, santa. That picture will be changed periodically. Hopefully i got time after XMAS to change it.

I hope i dont have the urge to change the template again when i changed the picture. Fuckin tedious work.

Just a final update before i get myself busy wif my books becos exams are coming

All is well in my life - absolutely fantastic. I havent bought a car yet - but i will be. Then i got something to blog about.

Muahaha - u really think i so no life meh?



Everything in this blog can be taken with a pinch of salt - except for the SERIOUS posts.

Serious - is very subjective though.

See you soon

iPod Nano vs Zen Nano

AGAIN. NOT AGAIN!!!

Seriously - if Creative wanna earn my respect - and loyal customers, then they SERIOUSLY gotta start getting fuckin CREATIVE.

Just when iPod introduced iPod Nano (my god! it's so bloody tiny!), Creative "followed up" with a Creative Zen Nano (or was it Zen Micro Nano? i cant remember really).

AND IT DIDNT LOOK HALF AS DESIRABLE AS THE iPOD.

why? i dun understand. why cant they just fucking get their brains in the sack and seriously come up with something that is worth consumers' money (MY MONEY). FYI, i am NV gonna spend $$ on a creative mp3 player. or a mouse. Im currently using a mouse from the Singaporean-owned company and it is not exactly very durable and functional.

Anyways, i have previously lamented on the incompetency of Creative and Sim Wong Hoo - who cant bloody come up with decent products, let alone a sound marketing campaign.

I seriously cant feel proud about Singapore and Creative not because i am one of those anti-Singapore Singaporeans (or that i am aussie-fied) but because there really isnt much about the tiny sunny island that i can proudly proclaim to the world except for Stefanie Sun (but not to the ang mohs here) and the fact that MINISTRY OF SOUND decided to plant one of their FANTABULOUS clubbing spot in our little dot one degree north of the equator.

I have actually acquired a very superficial taste and appreciation in trance music.

I have actually become more diversified in my taste of music since i came down under, didnt i? Jazz...den trance.

Im not a fan. But i can appreciate them more now.

I am still fuckin busy. No time to buy car yet (and semester is ending) so where got time to make that stupid tagboard. And, exams are coming in 3 weeks. Not much time left. And then its the hols. And then i'll be back in no time. TIME FLIES LIKE SHIT man....

see u guys soon.

Coming!!

I havent had internet connection at home, hence the lack of updates. Patience Patience Patience.

While i was checking my mailbox today - i received an absolutely delightful news. Coldplay's 2006 Australia Tour. My fuckin god. I saw on ROVE LIVE (Aussie TV) an interview with Chris Martin & he let out news that Coldplay will tour Australia in 2006, but did not say when.

I will return to Singapore by end of July cos that's when my visa expires.

And i heard from a fellow coldplay fan (an australian friend of mine) that they will tour in mid year (or so i hope).

My fuckin god .

They are really coming!!

3 dates - thank god they're coming to Brisbane. But i have made up my mind.

I will go to ALL THREE days. Brisbane, Sydney & Melbourne.

I cant wait. Really. Really Really Really.

Amidst the depressing news and events happening around me, what with neverending assignments, this is one piece of news i am truly elated to receive.

i cant stop smiling